A Sexually Aroused Dolphin is Putting French Bathers in Danger

France’s picturesque coastal village of Landévennec in the northwestern Brittany region is being terrorized by a sexually aroused dolphin. Brittany is renowned for its gorgeous beaches which attract many sailing and swimming enthusiasts. The Brittany coast is also home to abbey ruins which date back to the fifth century. However, a dolphin has recently been getting too close to swimmers. Landévennec’s mayor, Roger Lars, has banned visitors from swimming on its local beaches. As a part of Lars’ new bylaw, beach-goers are not allowed to be within 40 meters of…

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Tennessee Mom Discovers Hidden Camera in Her Child’s Teddy Bear

A Tennessee mother recently discovered a camera inside a stuffed bear which her daughter won at the Wilson County Fair. The Lebanon Police Department was called to investigate after the mother reported the discovery. After proper examination, the police do not suspect any wrongdoing. The camera inside the toy was similar to a “nanny cam,” according to the Lebanon Police Department. Investigators believe that the toy may have functioned as a surveillance cam. However, while the camera inside the bear contained a lens and board, it was not functional and…

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NASA Intern Fired Following Profanity-Filled Twitter Battle

Social media activity now has more weight on individuals’ professional lives than ever before. Even posts made years ago can negatively affect a person’s reputation. A soon-to-be NASA intern learned this lesson the hard way when she engaged in a Twitter battle with a NASA board member. She didn’t recognize her “opponent’s” position at the time. After the intern in question, named Naomi, learned that her application to NASA had been accepted, she took to Twitter to share the news. In all caps, she tweeted, “EVERYBODY SHUT THE F*** UP. I GOT…

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Three People Steal Small Shark from Aquarium With a Baby Carriage

Some odd news broke this weekend when three thieves managed to steal a small shark from the San Antonio Aquarium and took it outside in a baby carriage. According to the aquarium, the shark is still alive and healthy, and it is on its way back to the pool from which it was extracted. Leon Valley Police Chief Joseph Salvaggio told reporters that police officers refused to believe that the 911 call reporting the shark’s ‘kidnapping’ was real, as it sounded ridiculous. Salvaggio stated: “They finally convinced me that it was…

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Prankster puts Putin portrait in Colorado’s Hall of Presidential Portraits

U.S. citizens and legislators alike have been eager to discuss their discomfort with President Trump’s approach to the meeting with Vladimir Putin in Helsinki. Said tension was only increased when Trump decided to discuss a public invite for Putin to a follow-up meeting in the White House this coming Fall. Apparently, someone decided to display their criticism at a higher volume, as a prankster placed a portrait of President Putin at the Colorado State Capitol. The portrait was placed in the building’s Hall of Presidential Portraits, under a blank space…

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